I think I am turning Japanese (I really think so).
Brad | November 13, 2008
Food in Japan isn’t just about eating. Sometimes it’s about “How the hell do I order something?!?!?” Our first night in Tokyo we had gotten in fairly late and walked down the street to what looked like a pretty good local soup shop. It was busy which is always a good sign so we grabbed a seat at the counter. At this point we spoke no Japanese. The guy behind the counter came over and we said hello and he blinked at us. We blinked back. He blinked a few times. I looked at Lisa. Lisa looked at me. We blinked. We looked back at the :waiter and he blinked. This was going to be hard! Very hard! Luckily, just then an short squat member of the kitchen staff came from around back and realized there was a “Japanese blinking standoff” happening at the counter. He led us to what we thought was a cigarette vending machine in the corner. Then, slightly trembling, he spoke the 12 English words he had practiced so many times in case of just such an incident: “one pork — one pork one egg –three pork –three pork one egg”. With each option he clearly pointed to one of the four buttons on the machine that had a price listed on it. He also looked at Lisa while going through the one pork options, and me while saying the three pork options, lol. We put in the appropriate funds and out came a little ticket we then took to our first friend, whom I shall call “Blinky”. Blinky took our tickets and a few minutes later hot bowls of delicious pork noodle soup appeared in front of us. Easy peasy Japanesy.
Most of you know that we are foodies and that we have travelled to some pretty far flung places and eaten some pretty strange things (BBQ flies on the Thai/Burma boarder, cow brains in Cambodia, mutton in Mongolia) but we would say Japan might be the most confronting to the western palette. The reason we say this is not necessarily because of taste, although it can at times be a little on the fishy side, but because of texture. The Japanese palette seems to lend itself to the oowie, the gooie, the mushy, the sticky, the gummy and the slimy. It certainly doesn’t lend itself the squirmy. For any of you who might be afraid of this; have no fear, there is a MacDonald’s on every corner. For us it was an opportunity to try some unique things.
Let’s start with the ubiquitous Japanese moon cake. There are thousands of moon cake purchasing opportunities. Every subway stop seems to have 20 or 30 stands all selling their own variety of small round cake with some exotic looking filling. On our first attempt to buy some of these enticing sweet cakes we bought 6 or seven different looking ones from several different vendors. Later that day when we sat down in a park to consume our sumptuous feast of different cakes we realized we had been taken! As we bit into each one, they were exactly the same filling: red bean paste. We had encountered red bean sweets before in other parts of Asia such as red bean ice cream, red bean jam…and, yes, even the same “Bean Cake”. How could we be so dumb as to not realize what we were looking at. The overly sweet cakes were of a taste and pasty texture not to our liking previously and it seemed things had not changed in the bean cake department. Further on down the track in Kyoto we actually did have some tasty bean cakes that were baked rather than steamed and some others with a cinnamon flavour that were delicious. So I guess they did grow on us a bit though and there were so many shops selling bean cakes everywhere that to ask “Bean cake?” in an offering tone became a running joke.
Amongst the oowie and gooie there are heaps of jellied things often served as a sweet with a cup of tea. Sometimes what looks like a jelly is actually a congee (congealed thing) that is served in soups and side dishes. Imagine eating some soup and then ending up with something the texture of overly firm Jello but tasting a little fishy. Another common sweet treat are little balls of rice flour dough that have the texture of a stale marshmallow and for all the world remind you of those National Geographic documentaries where the aboriginals dig up grubs and eat them live. There were the organs and end trails that could end up in you food if you ordered incorrectly. There was the raw sashimi chicken we didn’t try that was only topped by the raw horse we saw elsewhere (we do believe we ate some seared horse but really aren’t sure). Lastly, and one of our favourites, the little accompaniment of seaweed that is sitting happily in a bowl of green slime. “Kids, be sure to eat your slime or you won’t grow up to be big and… slimey!”

There is a lot of Japanese cuisine that you will probably already be familiar with. Things like Sushi, tempura, udon noodle soup, Ton Katsu (Pork Schnitzel) have been eaten in western society for years. We did have great sushi in Japan, from nice restaurants to sushi trains and plain old grocery store sushi made fresh that day. It was abundant and excellent and focused much more on the fish than western sushi meaning that there wasn’t a “California roll” in site. Udon (wheat) and Soba (buckwheat) noodles are the lunch time staple of Japan. Sometimes they are served in a soup, sometimes they are served on a bamboo basket plate with a light soy for dipping but always they are slurped up in the noisiest fashion possible. They slurp them up with such gusto you would swear that they hadn’t had noodles in years but you know they had the same noodles yesterday and the day before that because, you see, once you have had those things there is not much else easily available in Japan, especially for foreigners like us who can‘t read Japanese (and who were refusing to eat western food). The Japanese food was very good but maybe not as varied as we had hoped.
Where it did meet this expectation was in some of the nicer meals we had in either “Ryokans” (old Japanese style hotels) or in some of the fancier restaurants we went to for dinner. In these types of establishments you often get 12 or so small dishes each with a few bites of different flavoured food. You might get several different pickle dishes, a fish (raw or cooked), a tofu, a salad or two, some tempura, some beef plus miso soup and rice. Those were some pretty good meals! 
One memorable meal of this type was Shabu Shabu (Japanese for Swish Swish) where you cook the various meets and vegetables in a pot of boiling soup buy gently grasping the items with your chopsticks and swishing them back and forth in a boiling soup broth king of like a Fondu. Another memorable meal was a vegetarian meal served to us by Monks in a temple high in the mountains of Kyo-san. There were so many little dishes we didn’t know where to start. Ahhhh, that’s just what the foodie ordered.


































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